AssassinJoK3Rz 2013-08-09 20:04:35

1-lost my phone(neverfound)
2-my first break up (she is now the slut of our school)
3-killing someone's hamster

Fivestar811 2013-08-09 20:27:07

1. I fall from a bridge to the street.
2. A shit load of family problems
3. Watching my brother suffering from his injury

Gibb50 2013-08-09 20:59:54

1. The death of Jib, my first dog.
2. Logs almost sliding off the back of a truck I'm behind.
3. Finding out a friend has died.

dylan 2013-08-09 21:38:26

And then let's all reread our lists and realize how damned lucky we are if losing a cell phone is a bad enough experience to make the "I'm fucked" list.

With the exception of Fivestar, because that shit sucks.

Big-Boss 2013-08-10 02:01:50

Well, one I can think of is a few years ago when I called my Science teacher a bitch behind her back and then her telling me to stay after class knowing I said it.

BobieThe11th 2013-08-10 05:06:38

1- A teacher found me drawing her.
2- Another teacher found me drawing her.
3- Broke my hand in the first week of summer and got the cast removed 3 months later.
4- Broke my finger in the first day of spring brake and got the whole arm in cast.
5- Got chocked in the middle of lunch in second grade ( wasn't nice)
I'll save the rest for later...

Igyzone 2013-08-10 05:28:49

1 - When I lost my wallet (found it after a week).
2 - When a car almost hit me.
3 - Playing footbal and hit a woman directly in the face from ~50m. (I still can't believe what an accurate shot that was)

Dchuyv 2013-08-10 07:37:31

1 - I open my teacher's head by hitting her with a ball
2 - I open my head in middle school. but the fucked part is that i'm allergic to anesthetic so had to feel everything when they stitch me up!
3 - i got cut in the stomach and they didn't use stitches they used a stapler so again i had to feel everything. >:3

Joe27 2013-08-10 08:25:58

Hmm... Probably being humiliated by a few bullies for about 5 years in Elementary School...
Umm, also I'm Kinda unlucky, but since my endurance is kinda high, I can survive it all. For example, falling off bike at high speeds about 5 times, collapseing onto the floor whilst hitting objects like a chair, or when I fell on Ice when I was 4 and needed stitches, and there was blood all over the ice, and luckily I got stitches soon after and didn't black out from blood loss. Another thing is at 3 I got bit by an entire colony of fire ants at once. They stung me in the ass. Hahaha. My butt felt on fire.... :(
That's to name a few. I could go on, but it's too damn early in the morning. xD Have a nice day.

Fivestar811 2013-08-10 12:39:54

4. My brother cut his wrist with a knife, and I laughed
5. I broke my skull which made me stupider
6. I was hit by a 10 lbs dumb bell.

Innudation 2013-08-10 14:05:43

1. When I forgot to sieg heil
2. Hitler caught me aiding the allies
3. Missing a 720 temperr fakie pistol switch claymore cancel yy noscope

AssassinJoK3Rz 2013-08-10 16:10:11

i killed it with a lighter

Pa4oo 2013-08-10 16:20:36

1-I too lost my phone but I found it the next day in school under my desk,surprisingly no one took it
2-I was going to some extra lessons during the winter, I slipped and feel on my arm and broke it but I decided to keep going because I'm an idiot
3-my teacher called me on my phone and said come to school and bring a parent

Alvar123 2013-08-10 16:25:21

1. I BROKE UP WITH GIRL BECAUSE OF TINY BOOBS
2. I BROKE UP WITH SECOND GIRL BECAUSE SHE FAT
3. I BROKE UP WITH GIRL BECAUSE SHE GAY

Alvar123 2013-08-10 18:39:47

BY DATING ANOTHER GIRL!!!!
LESBIAN!!!!

devastator-357-MAG 2013-08-10 19:25:47

1. when i left my laptop in the floor and it got steped on.
2. when i head to leave my GF cause she was only trying to hurt me.
3. when my cousin hit in the head with a rock over a joke.
also there is plenty more.

Joe27 2013-08-11 11:52:45

I feel ya nick.

Joe27 2013-08-12 01:23:09

Hey man i need help