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OMG ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Posted by SileNt-Sam - January 5th, 2014


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They're coming.  You know they are.  It's just a matter of time before a shambling, groaning, and questionably-dressed group of mindless ex-humans hound your every step.  But once the political campaigners have left, the zombies will follow soon after!

What will be your role?

answer the following:

 

 

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You awake to find that the Zombie Apocalypse is in full swing.  You:

 

A- Get to the army base where the real toys are.

B- Take a shotgun and start scouting around.

C- Grab a beer.  Zombies are slow, why hurry things?

D- Board up the windows.  Deeeefense!

E- Grab your teddy-bear.  Make the bad men go away!

 

 

 

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You see a small group of survivors moving slowly down a street.  You:

 

A- Take charge.  People need a leader.

B- Give them advice.  People are dumb.

C- Do nothing.  People can take care of themselves.

D- Ask for help.  People mean safety.

E- Hope they'll distract the Zombies.  People are tasty.

 

 

 

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What is your weapon-of-choice for killing these ravenous ex-humans?

 

A- A gun.  The bigger, the better.

B- A Sword.  Shiny, sharp, and doesn't run out of ammo.

C- A baseball bat.  Such a satisfying thud!

D- A trap.  Safety-first means killing from a distance.

E- Not being there.  Let 'em starve.

 

 

 

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In a group of food, er, survivors, where would we find you?

 

A- I'd lead from the front, looking all hardcore and stuff.

B- I'd be in the shadows. Those ninja movies are finally paying off!

C- I'd go where I'm needed, depending on the situation. 

D- I'd stay with the main group, as it's a better defensive position.

E- I'd be in the middle of the group, so these other idiots can shield me.

 

 

 

 

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(5)

First, how's your Zombie Apocalypse fashion?

 

A- Black leather and buckles, baby.  I need to look the part!

B- Military camouflage.  Let's be professional, people.

C- Street clothes.  An apocalypse doesn't mean I can't be comfy.

D- Hard-wearing clothes and sensible shoes.  I'd rather not make a statement.

E- Athletic gear.  Keeps me cool while I run away.

 

 

 

 

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What music best fits your role in the Zombie Apocalypse?

 

A- Rock.  I need my blood pumping while I'm dishing out the punishment.

B- Techno.  Precision and energy are the hallmarks of my lethality.

C- Rap or Hip-hop.  Zombie-bashing with style and rhythm.

D- Classical.  Something to soothe the nerves and keep everyone calm.

E- Hymns.  A chariot swinging low would be good right about now.

 

 

 

 

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Some members of your group want to make a run for it, but you're sure they're only dooming themselves.  You:

 

A- Tell them to sit down and shut up.

B- Put the facts in front of them and try to get them to see sense.

C- Shrug your shoulders and let them get on with it.

D- Wish them all the best.  After all, maybe they're right?

E- Actively encourage them to go.  Well-fed Zombies are less of a threat.

 

 

 

 

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Would you want to be in a group of survivors, or on your own?

A- I'd be best as a group leader.

B- I'd prefer to use my skills within a group.

C- Meh, either way.

D- I'd prefer the freedom of not being in a group.

E- I work alone.  The weak hold me back.

 

 

 

 

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Would you rather:

 

A- Lead an elite military group against the Zombie horde.

B- Be a member of the above elite group.

C- Be a civilian, getting by as needed until help arrives.

D- Be a loner, using your skills to survive without help.

E Be a Zombie hunter, always working alone.

 

 

 

 

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The Zombie Apocalypse is:

 

A- Seriously awesome.  I get to kill Zombies!

B- Kinda cool.  Definitely fixable.

C- Whatever.  Something to do, I guess.

D- Horrible.  How could such a thing happen?

E- Appalling.  Won't someone think of the children?

 

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would u survive ?


Comments

1-B
2-D
3-B
4-C
5-B
6-A
7-B
8-B
9-B
10-B

You are the Accomplice. While preferring to let others lead, your aggressive outlook means that any Zombie crossing your path is going to have a very bad day. While people with more passive roles will only have mixed luck looking to you for guidance, you make a perfect complement to Slayers, Assassins, and Strategists.

holy wine of zamorak O.o

1-D
2-D
3-B
4-C
5-C
6-B (Even though i would rather silence)
7-B
8-C
9-B
10-E
... Probably

You are the Technician. Smart and capable, you use your skills to benefit the group while staying out of the fight wherever possible. You might be an engineer, doctor, or tradesman, but whatever you are, you're a huge asset to the group. When others need expertise, you're the one they turn to.

1: A & B
2: C
3: A
4: C
5: C
6: B
7: B
8: C
9: B
10: A!!!

You are the Strategist. You'll lead any survivors to safety using the power of your intellect. Declining most direct confrontations, you prefer to set traps, direct others, and let the environment do your killing for you. Survivors stand an excellent chance of survival with you, as long as you don't get them killed with your stand-back approach.

a
d
a
c
C
B
B
B
E
A

You are the Assassin. A strong leader, you prefer a less aggressive approach than the Zombie Slayer, while still not afraid to get your hands dirty if necessary. Zombies are unlikely to be aware of your presence as you slide out of the shadows to deliver the fatal blow. Survivors stand their best chance with your considered leadership style, as you balance the need to lop off Zombie heads with the safety of your group members.

1) C

2) E

3) B or D.....

4) B... I'm a better strategist than anything... I feel that while I couldn't hold the front lines, I would do well knowing what needs to get done and planning ahead.

5) A - Hell yeah!

6) B (my first choice) - although if [A] means Heavy Metal, I could go for that too.

7) B - after all, facts are the bread and butter of my life.

8) D - Groups always break apart, have conflicts, and fight. Although seeing as a close group could help in this situation I could go for [B] depending on the members of the group. I have trust issues.

9) A - like I said for (4), I can lead but.... holding the front lines? Not really my cup of tea.

10) B with a hint of [A]

4) good good...
7) even better...
10) u might change ur mind when u see all the blood and guts on the ground :P
you mostly sounds like a Foot Soldier. Solid, determined, and capable, you do what needs to be done. You don't go looking to start fights, but you don't have a problem with ending them. Preferring others to lead, you serve to protect the core of the group while others think the big thoughts.

1. 1
2. D although I keep my eye on them, They can betray me.
3. I'll take all of em'
4. C
5. B
6. B
7. B
8. B
9. A
10. A
At least I'll die with bravery than cowardly.

You are the Survivor. A regular person in extraordinary times, you're tired of this crap and you're not going to take it laying down. You're not interested in leading any group, preferring to smash your own path to freedom. As a member of a group though, you're the one who performs some spectacular save when things get hairy.

if you have a youtube tell him hes an ass fyi im DEV115thewolf the 1 whos losing badly rageing at him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOBg2KptkT4

lol he got only 6 views so why do u care ?

I'm not sure how you got "Preferring others to lead, you serve to protect the core of the group while others think the big thoughts" out of what I said. Oh well.

u prefer killing from a distance and to be in the back of the group hiding in the shadows instead of being in the front lines which means you're afraid of death and not good enough to lead others , you have trust issues like u said and you'd probably live longer if you just let others lead and do what they say , also don't forget the fear and panic that comes with z-apocalypse , you're not playing a game .. you have only one life and if u did a wrong move you'd probably end up getting ripped to pieces so yeah if we had a real apocalypse i believe that you'll just do what i said :)

I'm only here for that blond lady.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/652690/b8b0896e83/?p=3

and u can thank me later

1: A and B as a secondary.
2: A and D.
3: B cause it won't attract the Zombies if I kill some and they don't hear anything, along with it having infinite ammo.
4: A and C as secondary.
5: None.
6: A
7: Probably B
8: B and C as secondary.
9: B
10: E.

Pretty sure I would survive it.

yeah you'll survive :3

I'd prefer to go solo :P

I don't respond well to taking orders blindly- I really don't think I would do well in a situation like that with a group of people.

Lol I would do what you said, huh? :P

haha we'll see ;3

once it on the internet any 1 can see it...ANY 1.

i hope so O.o

A,D,A,B,A,B,B,C,D,E Omg i think i would survive and i think i would do pretty well but no offense to anyone but i would proably kill my self LIKE SERIOUSLY seeing all my family and friends either get killed in front of me or find out they are a zombie and i have to kill them i would be heartbroken
And if i did have friends we would not be friends because i do not want to cry when my friends die i want to live for them

that'll be fun trust me >:D

1(B)
2(D)
3(A)
4(C)
5(C)
6(B)
7(B)
8(B)
9(B)
10(D)

good good

1.)E
2.)E
3.)E
4.)B
5.)A
6.)B
7.)E
8.)C
9.)B
10.)A - I mean,you could do what you wanna do.I'd barricade the windows and doors,and play Pokemon till the apocalypse ends :D

lol yeah that'll be fun :P

B
D
C
C
B
C
C
B
B
D

good luck ^^

Sorry for this... but I really don't see how there can be a "zombie apocolypse".

Being trapped in a game with a NerveGear is more believable...

I said I would lead an elite army!

you have the balls for that ?

SileNt, I remember I took one of those "How Long would you survive in a Zombie Apocalypse?" type of things and it said I'd survive over 500 days alone... Did it a few months ago for my Deviantart.

cool ^^

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