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GET CRAAAZY AND FUCK THE HUMAN RACE XD
IT'S THE END OF THE YEAAAR WOOOOT :DDDDD
oh man that was one hell of a night XD
HAAAAAAAAAAAPPY new year everyone :D
happy new year c:
aaaaaaaaand since you're reading this :3 dat means you're sitting home "feeling"
everyone else is enjoying the eve :P
nah it's more like angry libyans ^w^
lol i love these people even if they're retarded :P
oh and about that fight :D i toke this babe with me ^^
lol somehow these stuff is legal :P but i didn't even had to use it and everything ended up in peace ^_^
also i didn't finish my finals yet but till now i passed them all with high mark c:
da fuck did i just did
lol i just started a fight on facebook with these bears
lol i'm not the one who started the fight , actually it's my friend on the left :P
it's his fault but i sticked my ass in too XD
oh god XD
they said they're gonna kill us on Thursday after school ^_^
lol i didn't fight anyone from a while , i probabbly gonna lose some teeth on Thursday but i think that's gonna be fun :P
also i didn't finish my finals yet so sorry for being unactive
i'm sorry for not replying to your comments and PMs :(
i've got a lot of books to read and tons of shit to study :\ sooo yeah i won't be online for a while :)
your little Sam is gonna be a surgeon someday and i gotta work hard for that :)
wish me luck and have fun guys ^w^
i love you all :D
you know what , fuck school .. i'm gonna be a fucking psychiatric
i'm back with another test , but this one is for virgins only ^^
have you ever woundered why you're still virgin ? well , all what you gotta do is answering these questions HONESTLY and i might be able to tell you why ..
sooooo let's just do it for the heck of it and i might do it too :P
okay okay let's start this shit
1) umm okay first things first , How often do you masturbate?
A- Hardly Ever (or not at all)
D- Whenever the door is closed and I am all alone
2) When you are masturbating do you normally fantasize about someone in particular?
A- No, I just do it
C- Of course, always
3) When do you most want to lose your virginity?
A- As soon as possible
B- Wait until I meet the perfect match
C- I'll screw the first thing that moves my way
D- Who said I want to lose it?
4) If someone you were attracted to asked you out on a date, and then put the moves on you, what would you do?
A- Tell them I am not ready
B- Tell them to be gentle
C- Say nothing and Faint
5) What kind of experience would you like your first partner to have?
A- a little experience
B- be VERY experienced
C- It doesn't matter
D- more experience than Shadman
6) Would you be willing to try anything kinky (something ABOVE what most people consider "normal sex") on your first time?
B- If my partner's good at it, yes
C- Maybe, it depends on what.
D- No, at least not the first time
7) How often do you look at Pornography?
D- Why I never!
8) Notice the difference between the last question and this one: How LARGE is your porn collection?
A- Hugh Hefner is envious
B- Plenty to get me By
C- Smaller than I'd like
D- Porn Collection? What Porn Collection?
9) Do you think that a majority of your friends are still virgins?
A- Definately Not
B- Not entirely sure
C- I think most of my friends are virgins
D- Huh? Virgins don't have friends!
10) Are you a virgin by choice or has the opportunity just not arrived yet?
A- I have sworn celibacy
B- I am saving myself for the right person
C- Haven't had the opportunity to lose it
D- What makes you think I'd want to be a virgin?
11) If you had a choice of who's bedroom you could lose your virginity in, which would you pick?
A- My Bedroom
B- Their (The Cherry Popper) Bedroom
C- Parent's Bedroom
D- Motel Bedroom
12) When on a date, how would you react if your date began to make advances on you in public?
A- Calmly tell them to stop
B- Slap them across the face
C- Turn bright red, and keep silent
D- Return the favor
13) Whom do you talk most openly with about sex?
B- Your Friends
C- Your Parents
D- Your Dates
14) If you could have sex as often as you wanted to, would you be more sexually active than most of the people you know personally?
A- Hell Yeah
C- I don't know
D- Not at all
15) If you could have sex as often as you wanted to AND have a partner willing, would you be more kinky than most of the people you know personally?
A- OH HELL YEAH >:)
C- I can't say for sure
D- is French Kissing considered kinky?
16) Do you already know the person you want to lose your virginity with?
A- yes, but they don't know it yet
B- Yes, and they know it
C- I haven't met that person yet
D- does the person I sat next to on the bus count?
17) If your first time, your partner suggested something you're not really into, what would you do?
A- Tell them I don't want to
B- Do it anyway for them
C- Tell them I want to stop and not go further
D- Do it for them if they repaid the favor
18) I think I am still a virgin due to:
A- My Looks
B- My Attitude
C- My own personal decision
D- My Social Life (or lack there-of)
19) Now the fun part, Does the idea of getting caught having sex excite you?
A- Very Much
B- A Little
C- I don't think about it
D- No, it terrifies me
20) Are you interested in any extreme fetishes? (Bondage, Anal, Feet, Torture, etc,)
A- Of course, aren't you?
C- I'm..... not telling
D- HELL NO
21) What gender would you like the first person you have sex with to be?
A- A Guy
B- A Girl
C- Either, I'm bi
D- The first one that wants me!
22) How do you think you will perform sexually your first time?
A- Great, I have studied all there is to know!
B- Good I hope
C- I'm not really sure
D- I won't last five seconds
23) Do you have role-play fantasies?
A- Yes, Alot!
C- Not really
D- What's role-playing got to do with anything?
24) How long do you think it will be before you will lose your virginity? (just give a best guess)
A- A few weeks
B- A few months
C- A few years
D- Ha! who says I'm ever gonna lose it?
25) How much do you know about sex?
A- Only what my parents told me
B- I've read all there is to read
C- Enough to know what I am doing
D- More than Shadman
26) When you first make love, how do you think you will be around your partner?
D- All of the above
27) How do you think your first time will be?
D- I really wouldn't know
28) Do you think being a virgin is a plus when dating?
A- I think it makes me seem more exciting
B- I wouldn't know
C- I don't think it makes a difference
D- I think being highly experienced is better
29) Are you shy about admitting to people that you're a virgin?
A- I am VERY shy
B- I only tell people I know really well
C- I'm not shy about it.
D- I tell everyone I am a virgin
30) What terrifies you the most about your first time?
A- My Performance
B- My Partner
C- What people will think
D- That it might never happen
ahhhhh god we're done :D i hope you answered everything honestly and you didn't get your pants down yet =.=
Every human has a spark. Every spark shines brightly, showing something about the person to those who can see. Everybody is a bit divine. So the question is... Are you most like an angel or a demon?
by answering these 30 easy questions i'll tell you if you're a dark demon or a beautiful angel..
you read the question then ANSWER it first then go to the next one , okay let's start
1-First. What kind of person you think you are?
[ A ] A good one.
[ B ] I'm bad.
[ C ] Mostly neutral.
[ D ] I don't know... just normal I think.
2-You see a scared, dirty and wounded little kitty in a lonely street. In the distance you can hear the barks of huge, vicious dogs. Do you take the kitty with you?
[ A ]If she wouldn't hiss at me when I approach her.
[ B ] She's a damn cat, she'll survive on her own.
[ C ] Poor little thing, come here.
[ D ] Maybe... if that gives me good karma.
3- I am evil and you know it. Would you kill me if you have the chance knowing that's absolutely the only way to stop me from doing more evilness?
[ A ] I can understand your darkness, bro...
[ B ] NO! Everyone is good inside! I'll save you!
[ C ] I'll kill you but won't feel good about it...
[ D ]Die, you evil beast!!
4-A really hot girl/guy proposes for sex with you. You barely know her/him, but like her/his personality up to this moment. Do you accept?
[ A ] If we get along well enough... maybe...
[ B ] No, I need to know her/him more.
[ C ] Only if we both fall in love with each other.
[ D ] Yeah, I'd like some hot sex.
5-The end is nigh... are you afraid?
[ A ] Yes... I'm really scared...
[ B ] I'm in a party... I'll go away having fun.
[ C ] No, 'cause there's always hope.
[ D ] No, I hate this life anyway.
6-You awake and find that a beautiful pair of wings grew on your back while you were asleep. Your reaction:
[ A ] Yeah! Wings!!
[ B ] I'm somewhat scared, but they're beautiful...
[ C ] Quick to the doctor to take them away.
[ D ] Hmm... nice... they add flavor to my person.
7-And the wings are...
[ A ] Butterfly-like... or whisp-like... cool...
[ B ] Bird like, soft, soft colored or white.
[ C ] Dark colored, maybe feathers or leather.
[ D ] Made of light.
8-I'm a smelly old beggar who looks really ill... I say: "Hey, do ya've sum spare change for a cup'a hat coffe?". You say:
[ A ] Fuck you!
[ B ] Here, have 5 bucks.
[ C ] Go get a damn job.
[ D ] What?
9-Suddenly, I, the beggar from the last question, transform myself into a huge dark angel with blazing eyes. You:
[ A ] Run!
[ B ] Please spare me, oh, angel of wrath!
[ C ] I knew what you were the whole time.
[ D ] I'm not impressed, dude.
10-The angel of wrath results to be a demon, so you:
[ A ] Sell my soul to him.
[ B ] Fight the beast!
[ C ] We have a long chat about human stuff.
[ D ] Uh... good thing I'm already running away...
11-A pregnant woman hits you hard in the ankle with her shopping car. You:
[ A ] Smile back at her, it was an accident.
[ B ] Bless her unborn baby.
[ C ] Wish something bad for her or the baby.
[ D ] Yell at her! That hurts!
[ A ] Sinful!
[ B ] Beautiful.
[ C ] Art.
[ D ] Yay! Sex time!
[ A ] Evil!
[ B ] Just a number.
[ C ] 999
[ D ] Yes. Come to me...
14-How physically beautiful are you?
[ A ] I'm cute
[ B ] Absolutely hot.
[ C ] Aww... I'm such an ugly thing!
[ D ] I have a good look.
15-Are you intelligent?
[ A ] A real genius.
[ B ] So-so... maybe average.
[ C ] I can outsmart you whenever I want.
[ D ] Nah... I'm stupid.
16-Where will you go if you die?
[ A ] Hell or someplace great like that.
[ B ] Heaven, to exist in eternal bliss.
[ C ] Nowhere, I'll be dead. Duh!
[ D ] A really dark place where I'll be forgotten.
[ A ] I have my own troubles.
[ B ] Here, have my knife and cut.
[ C ] Let me mend your weary soul.
[ D ] I'll be here, even if that's all I can do.
18-Hey, I have a million dollars here and it's for you, but if you take it, somebody you don't know and who lives far away from you, will die. Do we have a deal?
[ A ] I don't want your money, evil tempter!
[ B ] Gimme the money.
[ C ] May I think about it?
19-Okay... and what if I offer you one BILLION dollars but instead of 1 will be one hundred people you don't know?
[ A ] Yeah, more money for me!!
[ B ] I already said no to your tricks!
[ C ] Okay... I accept...
[ D ] No way! One hundred is a huge number!
[ A ] A cute baby breastfeeding. Awww...
[ B ] Being a total jerk.
[ C ] Yummy... sex...
[ D ] A night creature drinking human blood.
21-What do you like more, day or night?
[ A ] Night
[ B ] Day
[ C ] Twilight or dawn
[ D ] The void
22-Would you exchange the soul of the worst person you know in the whole world for a perfect love for the rest of your life? You needn't to do anything, just say yes or not.
[ A ] Yes, that bastard deserves it anyway.
[ B ] No... real love can't be attained by that means.
[ C ] Damn, hard question... I must think about it.
23-Your perfect relationship requires:
[ A ] Pain... love is pain...
[ B ] Great sex!
[ C ] Uh... love?
[ D ] Compromise and respect.
24-God calls you and announces the end of the world. Then asks you how you'd like it to end. Your choice is:
[ A ] Ascension or evolution of the good souls
[ B ] God's wrath, lots of blood and fire
[ C ] I can't decide that! I'd like it to go on!
[ D ] Darkness and oblivion
25-God sends you a divine gift certificate, you can exchange it for: A) True love, a happy and healthy life, and wealthy; or B) World peace and goodbye to illness and hunger.
[ A ] A
[ B ] B
[ C ] None
[ D ] Can't I have both?
26-During your childhood you were more like the bully or the bullied?
[ A ] Bullied
[ B ] Bully
[ C ] Defender of the bullied
[ D ] Sometimes one, sometimes the other
27-you are most of a good person if you:
[ A ] Attend religious ceremonies
[ B ] Help people in need
[ C ] Look for your family
[ D ] Commit no crimes
28-You are most of an evil person if you:
[ A ] Are an atheist
[ B ] Cause harm to others for your benefit
[ C ] Are indifferent to other people troubles
[ D ] Do drugs
29-I'm a little elf outside your window (and a really cute one that can also be either male or female, depending on your preferences). I think you're interesting and will stay there, looking at you. You...
[ A ] Shoot me!
[ B ] Close the courtains! Scary creature!
[ C ] Invite me in for a chat.
[ D ] Invite me in and have sex.
30-I'm a dark avenger and gonna punish you for all your evil deeds.
[ A ] Ha! I'll do even more evil, you can't stop me!
[ B ] It wasn't me! This is an error!
[ C ] I'm innocent, but I'll defend myself from you.
[ D ]Already running away...
okay you're done , let's see what's inside you
that was one hell of a week =.= tons of exams and shit to study
also i'm still working on the family picture as slow as a drunk snail
also i've made something for my friend Roslin X Nigel :D but i didin't color it yet :P
aaand i'm going to color this awesome drawing which is originally drawn by the awesome MisfitMadman ^^